I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
More quotes from Kate O’Brien
It’s filled with… baking soda. Because it really smells.
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If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny.
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Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.
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My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
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If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I’ll stand there naked.
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Hmmm… I never get the answer I think I’m going to get.
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I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
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A laugh is a terrible weapon.
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