I wouldn’t say when you’ve seen one Western you’ve seen the lot; but when you’ve seen the lot you get the feeling you’ve seen one.

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.

The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

I wouldn’t say when you’ve seen one Western you’ve seen the lot; but when you’ve seen the lot you get the feeling you’ve seen one.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it’s no place actually to get any work done.