I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Meaning of the quote
This quote is a humorous statement made by American musician Kinky Friedman. He is saying that he will try to prevent a war from starting between the United States and the state of Oklahoma. The quote is likely a joke, as there is no real threat of war between these two places. Friedman is probably using this exaggerated statement to be funny and make people laugh.
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