I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I’m an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I’m quite sensitive, but I’m hyperactive too.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we’re so weird.

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

We know there’s no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

If I fancy a girl, I’ll tell her. I’ll say: ‘You’re fit.’

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I haven’t shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!