I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Meaning of the quote
This quote is a joke made by the Canadian comedian Mark McKinney. The joke is funny because it's unusual for someone to ask to drink water from a toilet, which is typically used for going to the bathroom, not for drinking. The joke is a way of making people laugh by saying something unexpected and a bit silly.
About Mark McKinney
Mark McKinney is a Canadian actor and comedian known for his roles in Superstore, The Kids in the Hall, and Saturday Night Live. He has had a long and diverse career in comedy, working as an actor, writer, and creator on various TV shows and films.
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