If there is a supreme being, he’s crazy.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

I had no desire to be an film actress, to always play somebody else, to be always beautiful with somebody constantly straightening out your every eyelash. It was always a big bother to me.

If there is a supreme being, he’s crazy.

Superstitions are habits rather than beliefs.

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

America took me into her bosom when there was no longer a country worthy of the name, but in my heart I am German – German in my soul.

I never enjoyed working in a film.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

How do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet – it’s gone.

Darling, the legs aren’t so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.

I am not a myth.

I’m worth more dead than alive. Don’t cry for me after I’m gone; cry for me now.

The Germans and I no longer speak the same language.

They want you to bring out your intestines.

Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves.

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it’s no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it’s a fact.

Glamour is what I sell, it’s my stock in trade.

I am at heart a gentleman.

The tears I have cried over Germany have dried. I have washed my face.

Courage and grace are a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is in the bullring.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

When you’re dead, you’re dead. That’s it.

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Grumbling is the death of love.

There’s something about an American soldier you can’t explain. They’re so grateful for anything, even a film actress coming to see them.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.