Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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Having children is like having a bowling alley in your brain. It means that when you have kids, your life becomes very busy and chaotic, just like a noisy bowling alley. You have to constantly keep track of everything, just like trying to manage all the balls and pins in a bowling alley. But even though it can be tiring, having children is a unique and rewarding experience, just like playing a game of bowling.

About Martin Mull

Martin Mull was an American comic actor known for his roles on shows like Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and Roseanne. He also had a successful career as a musician and painter, with appearances in films like Clue and Arrested Development.

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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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