He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

What was the name of that dog on ‘Rin Tin Tin’?

He’s so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

He’s so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

We’ll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

I don’t get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there’s no sense in getting upset. And I don’t get upset over things I can’t control, because if I can’t control them there’s no sense in getting upset.

These guys are so old they’re eligible for meals on wheels.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.