If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Meaning of the quote
This quote is a joke that plays on the idea of evolution. The comedian is suggesting that if evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands to help them take care of their children. The joke is implying that mothers need more hands to manage all the tasks they have to do, like feeding, bathing, and playing with their kids. It's a humorous way of questioning how evolution works in the real world.
About Milton Berle
Milton Berle, also known as “Uncle Miltie” and “Mr. Television,” was a beloved American actor and comedian who had a long and illustrious career spanning over eight decades. From his early days as a child actor to his groundbreaking role as the host of the Texaco Star Theatre, Berle left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry.
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