A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Meaning of the quote

A committee is a group of people who spend a lot of time discussing things and writing down what they talk about, but they don't actually get much done. It's like they're so busy taking notes and having long meetings, they end up wasting a lot of time instead of actually making decisions and taking action.

About Milton Berle

Milton Berle, also known as “Uncle Miltie” and “Mr. Television,” was a beloved American actor and comedian who had a long and illustrious career spanning over eight decades. From his early days as a child actor to his groundbreaking role as the host of the Texaco Star Theatre, Berle left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry.

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