Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it’s modern architecture.

Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over – except when they are different.

You carry forever the fingerprint that comes from being under someone’s thumb.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.