I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Meaning of the quote
The quote suggests that the comedian Paula Poundstone doesn't have a bank account because she doesn't know her mother's maiden name. This is likely a joke, as banks often ask for a person's mother's maiden name as a security question to verify their identity when opening a new account. The quote implies that not knowing this personal information prevents the comedian from opening a bank account.
About Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is an American stand-up comedian, author, actress, interviewer, and commentator. She has performed a series of one-hour HBO comedy specials and is a frequent panelist on NPR’s news quiz show Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me. Paula Poundstone also hosts the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone.
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