I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It’s their minds.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon… unnecessary.