Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Meaning of the quote
Phyllis Diller, a famous American comedian, was saying that while housework may not actually kill you, it's still risky to do too much of it. She's joking that it's better to be safe and not overdo the cleaning and chores around the house, since you never know what could happen. The quote has a humorous, lighthearted tone, suggesting that it's not worth pushing yourself too hard with housework.
About Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was a pioneering American comedian known for her unconventional stage persona, self-deprecating humor, and unique appearance. She was one of the first female comics to become a household name and a trailblazer for women in stand-up comedy. Diller also pursued acting, voice work, and various other creative endeavors throughout her long and successful career.
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