We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Meaning of the quote
As children, we spend the first year of our lives learning how to walk and talk. But then, for the next year, we're often told to stop moving around so much and be quiet. It's like our parents and teachers want us to stop exploring and just sit still. The quote is saying that this doesn't seem very fair or helpful for kids who are still learning and growing.
About Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was a pioneering American comedian known for her unconventional stage persona, self-deprecating humor, and unique appearance. She was one of the first female comics to become a household name and a trailblazer for women in stand-up comedy. Diller also pursued acting, voice work, and various other creative endeavors throughout her long and successful career.
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