Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Meaning of the quote
The quote is saying that their dog died after licking their wedding picture. This is likely just a humorous and silly statement, as it's highly unlikely that a dog could actually die from licking a picture. The comedian, Phyllis Diller, was known for telling funny and strange stories, often exaggerating or making up unusual events for comedic effect.
About Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was a pioneering American comedian known for her unconventional stage persona, self-deprecating humor, and unique appearance. She was one of the first female comics to become a household name and a trailblazer for women in stand-up comedy. Diller also pursued acting, voice work, and various other creative endeavors throughout her long and successful career.
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