I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart’s on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Meaning of the quote
This quote is making a humorous joke about Martha Stewart, a famous American businesswoman and TV personality. The comedian is suggesting that Martha Stewart is so upset or depressed that she may be considering hurting herself, which is why she is being "watched" for signs of suicide. The joke also implies that Martha Stewart's ovens, which she is known for using in her cooking shows, have been unplugged to prevent her from using them to harm herself. The overall joke is poking fun at Martha Stewart's personal struggles in a darkly comedic way.
About Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor was an American actor and comedian known for his flamboyant personality, wild mustache, and habit of showering himself and others with confetti. He was a television and nightclub mainstay for over six decades, making thousands of appearances.
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