First of all, weren’t all the best beatings in the trailer for “The Passion of the Christ”? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

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Rob Schneider is an American actor, comedian, and anti-vaccine activist. He rose to fame as a cast member and writer for Saturday Night Live in the late 80s and early 90s. Since then, he has had a successful film career, starring in several popular comedy movies.

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Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

I like to sneak in under the radar. I don’t have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I’m never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

First of all, weren’t all the best beatings in the trailer for “The Passion of the Christ”? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

Women always feel like they’re being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

I try not to have too much of an ego. I’ll do anything.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.

Rob Schneider

American actor, comedian, and screenwriter