Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

You may glory in a team triumphant… But you fall in love with a team in defeat.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

Horse racing is animated roulette.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.