People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

Meaning of the quote

The quote is saying that people think the comedian Ron White drinks too much, but he says that's not true. He only drinks when he's working, and he's actually a workaholic who spends a lot of time working. So the reason he drinks is because of how much he works, not because he's an alcoholic who can't control his drinking.

About Ron White

Ron White, also known as “Tater Salad”, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. He is best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has authored the New York Times Best Seller book “I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn’t Have the Ability.”

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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

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