No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more.

There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

Does age matter? Time doesn’t matter.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.

I’ve made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody’s ever made a choice for me.

I’m a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it’s bad or good.

I’ve been in enough films where the studio wanted that extra little cuteness to make it sellable.

I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.

Falling in love-you should go with it, regardless of whether or not your heart gets smashed. You’ll be a better person.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I’m learning how to do basic wiring.

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a ‘bus movie.’

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you’ve lied so many times.

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl.

Everyone does things for love.

I don’t like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who’ll fight back. I like people who can argue well.

I’ve lived next door to people all my life. I don’t know how cute they think I am.

I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

I’ve done all my tricks. I’m tired of myself.

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn’t want me to conform.

Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won’t make me fantasize about the person for a week.

Don’t corral me, and I’ll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.

I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more.

Free is the best. Anything free is good.

Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it’s just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.