When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.

Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?

Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

I don’t believe in email. I’m an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?

When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

It’s like the riddle of the Sphinx… why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

I’m very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I’m worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.

Do we need distance to get close?

Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

I don’t judge others. I say if you feel good with what you’re doing, let your freak flag fly.

In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?

To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?

When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho.

I like my money right where I can see it… hanging in my closet.

Can you really forgive if you can’t forget?

If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.

So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.

I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?