Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Meaning of the quote
Consultants have a good reputation because they choose not to work for your company. This means they are smarter than people who do work for your company.
About Scott Adams
Scott Adams is an American author and cartoonist best known for creating the Dilbert comic strip. He has written numerous books on business, commentary, and satire, touching on the social and psychological landscape of white-collar workers in modern corporations. Recently, Adams faced controversy for making comments about Black people, leading to Dilbert’s removal from many newspapers before he relaunched it as a webcomic.
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