In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
Meaning of the quote
This quote is suggesting that in order to be considered a serious candidate or contender for some important position, the person would need a very large sum of money, specifically 7.5 million dollars. However, the person currently has no money at all, which means they do not have the funds required to be a top-tier candidate. The quote is likely intended as a humorous commentary on the role that money plays in politics and campaigns.
About Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is an acclaimed American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He is best known for hosting the satirical Comedy Central program The Colbert Report and the CBS talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Colbert has won numerous awards, including nine Primetime Emmys, and is considered one of the most influential people in the entertainment industry.
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