Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Meaning of the quote
This quote is about how Steve Allen's asthma is not a problem for him anymore, unless he is around cigars or dogs. He finds it very strange and bothersome to imagine a dog smoking a cigar, which would be an unusual and unlikely situation. The quote humorously points out how the idea of a dog smoking a cigar would be more of a concern for him than his own asthma.
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