No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife’s clothes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.

Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.