I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you’re doing limbo.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other’s company and smell each other on the rump.

We’re charging what we’re worth and we don’t think we’re worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn’t safe… that’s the Green Day way!

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect so why bother.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I’m the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I’m not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put that booger that counts.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I am no longer married, so ladies… there you go.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

We have a thin candy shell, I’m surprised you didn’t know that.