It’s easier to pick off a fast runner than to pick off a lazy runner.

It’s a great time of the year… if you can stand it.

I’m going to sit back, light up, and hope I don’t chew the cigarette to pieces.

You can almost taste the pressure now.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I really love baseball. The guys and the game, and I love the challenge of describing things. The only thing I hate – and I know you have to be realistic and pay the bills in this life – is the loneliness on the road.

Losing feels worse than winning feels good.

As long as you live keep smiling because it brightens everybody’s day.

Good is not good when better is expected.

It’s easier to pick off a fast runner than to pick off a lazy runner.