I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
About Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebmanis an American stand-up comedian. Her standup style involves the use of gently paced, subtle wordplay.
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I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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