What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ what is the opposite of ‘progress’?

I’ve never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don’t vote.

Golf is a game in which you yell “Fore!”, shoot six, and write down five.

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Like what you do, if you don’t like it, do something else.

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn’t take any practice.

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.