Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.

I’ve produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they’ve all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.

You go from Pampers to Depends!

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

I’m Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

I get all fired up about aging in America.

Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

I think women can cope a lot better than men.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They’ll be working until they’re 100. It’s incredible.

It was a big story and yesterday’s soup. Who cares?

Nature’s a tranquilizer as you get older.

Everything I’ve ever done in my life has been a fluke.

The critics – how come you never see any of them on TV?