Most of the stuff I’ve read about me has been true.

I like myself better when I’m writing regularly.

I got along without you before I met you and I’ll get along without you a long time after you’re gone.

Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.

We’re still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every week.

All I do is play music and golf – which one do you want me to give up?

I was influenced a lot by those around me – there was a lot of singing that went on in the cotton fields.

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time.

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

What has changed is that nothing has changed… that’s what has made me more unhappy than everything else.

The whole house came up and I came up with it… I was just praying to the Lord to take care of me.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was not that bad.

As long as there’s a few farmers out there, we’ll keep fighting for them.

I been a long time leaving but I’m going to be a long time gone.

Most of the stuff I’ve read about me has been true.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.

I didn’t come here and I ain’t leavin’.