Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I’m as good as any man? Yes.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

I wouldn’t hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

When I’m out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, ‘Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.’

I don’t think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven’t had a date in a year so I’m obviously doing something wrong. It’s not that my standards are too high, I haven’t even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!

Guys usually know immediately that I’m high-maintenance.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I’m as good as any man? Yes.

No one’s ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you’d never dream would complain.

Whenever women catfight, men think it’s going to turn to sex.