Quotes: Mail

My father had all kinds of instruments in the house that he would hide from my mother. He bought them through mail order!

If you want something, it will elude you. If you do not want something, you will get ten of it in the mail.

I love home. I’ll stay up there for days on end, I won’t even go down the driveway to look for the mail.

In the lexicon of the political class, the word “sacrifice” means that the citizens are supposed to mail even more of their income to Washington so that the political class will not have to sacrifice the pleasure of spending it.

I guess I’m not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I’m doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you.

Most of my mail comes from young people.

Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?

Carloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats.

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.