Quotes: Matrimony

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.

‘Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

If we take matrimony at it’s lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody’s torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into – matrimony.

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.