Quotes: Pets

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they’ve had their pets spayed or neutered.

I do not have any pets. We travel too much.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

It’s difficult to understand why people don’t realize that pets are gifts to mankind.

I like people who are still actively creating in their life, who aren’t set, I don’t feel like I’m set. And I don’t have any baggage, for better or worse. I don’t have any plants or pets or kids. I can lock the door and go. I need to be with somebody for whom that’s okay.

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.

Peeves do not make very good pets.

The attitude we have towards our personal pets as opposed to the animals that suffer under the factory farm is hypocritical and delusional.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.