Quotes: Poker

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.

I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.

The best part about poker is there’s no down side.

My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.

Ninety percent of the hands aren’t shown in a poker game.

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.

You’re not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

No, that’s poker. To win, you’ve gotta get damned lucky.