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A. Whitney Brown
American
Comedian
About the author
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#Grace
#Humor
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#School
#Bombs
I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Hate
#Animals
#Plants
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#Society
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#Wrong
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
A. Whitney Brown,
American
Comedian
#Past
#History