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Abe Lemons
American
Coach
About the author
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
#School
#Medical
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
#Want
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
#Day
#Practice
#Living
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
#Day
#Trouble
#Retirement
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Abe Lemons,
American
Coach
#School
#Class
#Medical