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Arthur Baer
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer,
#Buying
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
Arthur Baer,
#Food
#Diet
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur Baer,
#Past
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Arthur Baer,
#Man
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Arthur Baer,
#Office
#Sleep
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Arthur Baer,
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Arthur Baer,
#Smiles
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Arthur Baer,
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Arthur Baer,
#Pressure
#Blood