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Barry Humphries
Australian
Entertainer
About the author
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
Barry Humphries,
Australian
Entertainer
#World
#School
#Destiny
#Business
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
Barry Humphries,
Australian
Entertainer
#Mother
#Night
#Dancing
#Party
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries,
Australian
Entertainer
#Man
#Sex
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
Barry Humphries,
Australian
Entertainer
#Country
#Sheep
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
Barry Humphries,
Australian
Entertainer
#Parents
#Fact
#Army