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Bennett Cerf
American
Journalist
About the author
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Eating
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Old
#Age
#Middle age
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Age
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Ignorance
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Spirit
#Laughter
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Fame
A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Spirit
#Laughter
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Results
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#Night
For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Bennett Cerf,
American
Journalist
#World