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Authors
Bill Cosby
American
Comedian
About the author
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Children
#Home
#Earth
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Right
#Chance
#Comfort
#Being
#American
#Fact
#Father
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Women
#Voice
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#People
#Children
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Poverty
#Humor
#Laughter
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Men
#Women
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#People
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Peace
#Justice
#Parents
#Quiet
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Years
#Old
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Nothing
#Passion
#Music
#Clothes
#Generations
#Procrastination
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Nothing
#Children
#Being
#Father
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Kids
#Will
#Talking
#Bizarre
#Behavior
#Parenting
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Day
#Coffee
#Mistake
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Hope
#Children
#Reason
#Poets
#Immortality
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Humor
#Laughter
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#People
#Children
#Childhood
#Parenting
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Children
#Mistakes
#Wisdom
#Business
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Kids
#May
#Idea
#Education
#Sex
#Schools
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Day
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Play
#Friends
#Childhood
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Heart
#Marriage
#Gods
#Memories
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#World
#Violence
#Future
#Goal
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Past
#Future
#Dream
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Truth
#Justice
#Parents
#Quiet
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Right
#Labor
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Wife
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#God
#Hope
#Sense
#Future
#Humor
#Funny
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Present
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Father
#Company
#Privacy
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Word
#Advice
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Will
#End
#Name
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Work
#Today
#Man
#Danger
#Appetite
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Past
#Mother
#Brother
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Civilization
#Rules
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Want
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Eye
#Open
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#God
#Hair
#Graffiti
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Wife
#Children
#Reason
#Idea
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Success
#Fear
#Failure
#Succeed
#Desire
#Order
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#First
#Immortality
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Kids
#Will
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Love
#People
#Act
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Success
#Failure
#Trying
#Key
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#American
#Earth
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill Cosby,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Authority
#Luck