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Billy Crystal
American
Comedian
About the author
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Time
#First
#Funny
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Being
#Old
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Love
#Will
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Acting
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Reason
#Men
#Women
#Sex
That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Soul
Gentlemen, start your egos.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Gentlemen
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Now
#America
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Right
#Feet
#Funny
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
Change is such hard work.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#Work
#Change
#Hard work
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal,
American
Comedian
#School