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Bobby Heenan
American
Entertainer
About the author
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#World
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#State
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Voice
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Money
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Country
#Music
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Money
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Post
#Limits
A friend in need is a pest.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Friend
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Love
#Fun
#Popular
#Job
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Successful
#Cheating
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Thought
#State
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Nothing
#Blind
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan,
American
Entertainer
#Poor