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Boris Johnson
British
Politician
About the author
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
Boris Johnson,
British
Politician
#Chance
#Being
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.
Boris Johnson,
British
Politician
#Love
#Passion
#Tennis
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
Boris Johnson,
British
Politician
#Being
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
Boris Johnson,
British
Politician
#Friends
#Disasters
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
Boris Johnson,
British
Politician
#People
#Ideas
#Truth