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Brad Garrett
American
Actor
About the author
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Life
#Jokes
I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Life
#Love
#Women
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Life
#Smile
#Happiness
Humor is healing.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Humor
#Healing
But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Want
#Garden
#Funny
#Conflict
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Life
#Home
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Life
It's fun to play people who are flawed.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#People
#Fun
#Play
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Teachers
#Care
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Love
#People
There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
Brad Garrett,
American
Actor
#Man
#Trying