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Brian Celio
American
Novelist
About the author
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Heart
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Life
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Individuality
#Unity
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Quotes
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#God
#Home
#Heaven
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Love
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Life
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Word
#Hate
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Work
#Pressure
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Hate
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Comedy
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Work
#Needs
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Day
#Eyes
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Government
#Republican
#Democrats
#Republicans
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#People
#Peace
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Technology
#Divorce
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Success
#Building
#Key
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Will
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Love
#Hate
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#Right
#Will
#Heart
#Mind
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Brian Celio,
American
Novelist
#People