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Bud Abbott
American
Actor
About the author
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Today
#Europe
#Tax
#Stars
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Home
#Movies
#Television
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Now
#First
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Time
#Love
#People
#Home
#Help
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Now
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Liquor
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Life
#Car
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor
#Comedy
#Fight
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.
Bud Abbott,
American
Actor