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Home
Authors
Carrot Top
American
Comedian
About the author
There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Fans
#Nothing
#Wrong
#Trying
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Play
#School
#Key
#Beach
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
#Jokes
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Thought
#Marketing
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Thought
#Comedy
#Name
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Want
#People
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Help
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Old
#Girlfriends
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
#Success
#Successful
#Hate
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Friends
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
#Games
#Popular
#Opportunity
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Will
#Reason
#Future
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Time
#People
#Hair
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Years
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Character
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
#Success
#Fact
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#College
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Fun
#Music
#Kiss
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#People
#Thought
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian
#Family
#Home
#School
#Class
#Funny
I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
Carrot Top,
American
Comedian